Job searching can be amusing
Apr. 6th, 2005 01:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I was going through the craigslist jobs, catagory by catagory, when this title caught my eye:
Carpenter Associate
Well-established remodeling General Contractor looking for an experienced well rounded carpenter with a positive attitude, excellent skills, and ability to work independently.
EXPERIENCE & QUALIFICATION REQUIREMENTS:
1. Neat and well groomed appearance.
2. Excellent transportation.
3. Great personality with a sense of humor.
4. Self- motivated, dependable, and a strong work ethic.
5. Strong communication skills with the ability to have eye contact.
6. Excellent listening skills to customer’s needs and direction from Contractor.
7. Incredible carpentry skills.
8. Mechanically inclined.
9. Knowledgeable in other skills { i.e. electrical, plumbing, tile, and more}
10. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
If you posses 95% or more of these qualifications please apply immediately!
I am a small General Contracting firm looking for one good person to do good work in an easy going atmosphere. I don’t do high-pressure jobs. I need someone that I can hand a project to and they can complete it without me there to supervise.
Pay will equal your experience. EOE
After I stopped laughing, I sent him an email to make sure he know about the typo. I asked him if it was a test of the sense of humor requirement. LOL
Crapenter Associate
Carpenter Associate
Well-established remodeling General Contractor looking for an experienced well rounded carpenter with a positive attitude, excellent skills, and ability to work independently.
EXPERIENCE & QUALIFICATION REQUIREMENTS:
1. Neat and well groomed appearance.
2. Excellent transportation.
3. Great personality with a sense of humor.
4. Self- motivated, dependable, and a strong work ethic.
5. Strong communication skills with the ability to have eye contact.
6. Excellent listening skills to customer’s needs and direction from Contractor.
7. Incredible carpentry skills.
8. Mechanically inclined.
9. Knowledgeable in other skills { i.e. electrical, plumbing, tile, and more}
10. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
If you posses 95% or more of these qualifications please apply immediately!
I am a small General Contracting firm looking for one good person to do good work in an easy going atmosphere. I don’t do high-pressure jobs. I need someone that I can hand a project to and they can complete it without me there to supervise.
Pay will equal your experience. EOE
After I stopped laughing, I sent him an email to make sure he know about the typo. I asked him if it was a test of the sense of humor requirement. LOL
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