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To get into our neighborhood, we drive past a house where the dad of the family has an unofficial car repair business. There are always the maximum number of vehicles parked on either side of the fairly narrow street and traffic is busy there because it's one of two ways into our neighborhood. It's also directly across the street from the local Senior Center and a retirement community and you know how old people drive. *sigh* Yeah, I'll be there soon enough, I know.
His adult son still lives at home and drives a big white pickup truck which in the last six months suddenly sprouted a set of testicles.
This house is annoying to drive past because of the big flat bed tow truck that shows up for a couple of weeks at a time and causes the small road to become one lane through that section so maybe I'm already irritated just trying to drive past it. It's possible. Something about flesh-colored testicles hanging in full view of everyone just ticks me off. I so want to have a big bumper sticker printed and slap it on his truck some night. I won't. That would be vandalism. There's no law against fantasizing!
I found the website for the darned things. Their slogan contest is disgustingly macho. Heh, I was tempted to put mine there. I might. I have to say the blue ones are pretty funny.
What slogan would you put on this picture? I was going to take a photo of the neighbor's truck but I thought he might get upset. This one is representative of his truck.
That's my slogan at the bottom.
His adult son still lives at home and drives a big white pickup truck which in the last six months suddenly sprouted a set of testicles.
This house is annoying to drive past because of the big flat bed tow truck that shows up for a couple of weeks at a time and causes the small road to become one lane through that section so maybe I'm already irritated just trying to drive past it. It's possible. Something about flesh-colored testicles hanging in full view of everyone just ticks me off. I so want to have a big bumper sticker printed and slap it on his truck some night. I won't. That would be vandalism. There's no law against fantasizing!
I found the website for the darned things. Their slogan contest is disgustingly macho. Heh, I was tempted to put mine there. I might. I have to say the blue ones are pretty funny.
What slogan would you put on this picture? I was going to take a photo of the neighbor's truck but I thought he might get upset. This one is representative of his truck.
That's my slogan at the bottom.
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The bumper sticker I want to put on a neighbor's truck. |
